God, If You Are Out There, Please Renew This Show For Season 4

by clementinepumpernickel

God, I know I watch too much pornography, and make horrible jokes to my friends, and don’t give any change to homeless people but sneer at them and wish they’d get a haircut (while I try and use other people as human shields as I walk past them so they don’t talk to me), and I know that as far as followers go, I’ve been pretty shitty. I mean, you created the universe, and I don’t give you the respect you deserve for that which  — by all accounts — is pretty darn impressive, and I only speak to you when I need something.

Now I know we never quite figured out the whole ‘Problem of Evil’ thing, and that ‘unwilling to help/unable to help dilemma’, but I know that if you wanted to you could make a rock that was so heavy that you couldn’t lift it, because you’re an almighty deity and fuck those idiots who think that they can outsmart the creator of the cosmos.

BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET COMMUNITY BE RENEWED FOR SEASON 4: IT IS THE BEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF ALL TELEVISION.

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